Without a truck you can't haul poultry up the grade
Without a truck this stretch of highway won't get paved
Without a truck you fuckin' rednecks won't get laid
Not without a truck
Not without a truck

Without a truck you can't rip stumps out of the sod
Without a truck you can't haul big ass redwood logs
Without a truck there's little subject for dialogue

Not without a truck
Not without a truck
Not without a truck

It just stands to reason when your crops come into season
That it's best to have a big rig standing by
And the children find it pleasin' when
It's deep in fire season
And that hook and ladder howls and rolls on by
She rolls on by
She rolls on by

Without a truck you can't run hippies off the road
Without a truck the infrastructure would erode
Without a truck you are confined to lighter loads
Without a truck
Without a truck

Without a truck our hearts may still beat I suppose
Without a truck family farms would be foreclosed
Without a truck frozen foods would come unfroze

Without a truck
Without a truck